Funny Friday

Yes, that was a long post earlier....but it was worth it.

Just when you think that it's safe to be at work....... along comes someone who "writes" their own jokes.

Here's a few.....

Q: How do you make a monkey spit?
A: Put a stick thru it.

Q: How do you make a rabbit spit?
A: Put a stick thru it.

Okay, okay, pull yourself together..... there's more!!

Q: How do you make a sushi roll?
A: Push it down the hill.

Good stuff, eh? Can you handle another??? ....I think you can!...

I'm not going to add the one about the German Farmer....That'll have to be saved as an encore.... we're going to skip to the end....

Q: How do you make a sled go smokin' fast?
A: Light it on fire.

Ha. HA HA.

And this is "working in paradise".......

Just to make my own contribution to the humor effort:

Q: What do you call it when a cowboy marries a cowgirl?
A: A Western Union.

Hoppy Friday, Peeps!