Eyes under my bags

You know, some people really get upset about bags under their eyes. I always think they just need more sleep. I'm not sure I've ever thought "OMG - Look at those BAGS! Would you just LOOK at those bags?" If someone had perpetuation state of bags-under-the-eyes-itis, I'd just probably advise them to get more sleep and perhaps use some sliced cucumbers to refresh the eyes. Course, you run the risk of dreaming about Tiny Tim singing "Tip Toe thru the Salad, thru the carrots, we'll stroll along...", but you would might have less bagginess the next morning.

I'd be more concerned with eyes under my bags. Especially if my bags were in the closet. If I opened the door to get one, and I saw eyes, I'd be worried.

Getting back to bags under the eyes, that could be useful. If they were zip-lock bags, you could store your tears and then when your eyes got dry, you could just cut the corner off and use REAL tears - not artificial ones. Much healthier, don't you think?

You could also save all of the eyelashes you shed and then sell them to people who make fake eyelashes. Just think - your eyelash could be on Britney someday!